A really idiot incident

Hi, Friends, here is an instance where, I myself being idiot helped me really to be remembered among friends.

To start off, I would first let you know that last Sunday, I went to a picnic from a private tution class with friends. With this I would also like to let you know that I am of an explorer bent of mind and love to find out some new place even out of very common places. And when there is no one to forbid you from doing your will, you are free to do anything.

This freedom led me and another of my friend to set out on an expidition to find out new lands of that farm. In this venture I met with a place which from an apparent point of view seems to be very solid. This apparent thought led both of us to go down into that isolated piece of land. But from the second, I stepped on that land it was going down. I tried to get up but it was taking me down and down............. Suddenly one of my shoes went off. As soon as I tried to get that up, Other one also went off. I with all the power, I had left in me pulled them out. My companion also faced with a same incident. But unfortunately One of his shoes could not be found. Both of us tried to find it for about an hour but all in vain. Later we went to a nearby tap and washed ourselves off. But within this time this news had spread all over. At first it was a bit humiliating to stand in a quagmire in front of all the friends. It seemed to be really idiot. But after a week, now I feel that though it was an idiot incident, it made me remembered among all the friends. They now know me more as the boy who fell in a quagmire, rather than as Sabyasachi.

Though this type of incidents are humiliating, These are the best way to get yourself remembered among your known-ones. Try something like this yourself. Send me ideas where one being idiot can help him get remembered.

Awating from all of you.....................

Is variable valency in any way related to quantity of static electricity hold by the respective substance?

I asked this question to a teacher but could'nt get any answer. Please help me in solving this. Mail me : sabyasachi_paul@ymail.com

Lets try out some brain twisting !!!

           Are you bored of something? Try to check out something new? Think  yourself to be good at english ? Then check this out.

Make the following sentence compound:

"Say hi to forever"

Have you succedded ? Send me your answers. I would like to know more. Email me at sabyasachi_paul@ymail.com. I would try to post your contributions.

Idiotism, What it is ???

                    We all wonder about  various "isms" worldwide. These are various ideas preached among masses of followers like religions. They follow various ideas and they always abide by these. Among these various isms is the most important one, i.e. Idiotism. It is preached by the one who wants to follow it, and probably, he/she is its only follower. The ideals are self created and self followed. There is no strict rule about idiotism. What you want is what you are going to do here. It is probably an isolated self governed self habitated island in this present social ocean. therefore you get the feeling to rule somebody autocratically at your will. Isn't this interesting ?? So go ahead and try preaching something new among you.

How to do it??

                  The answer lies very much in you. Explore yourself and find out.


Are you among one of them ?? There are many worldwide. I am also one. Feel free to let the world know. type in ....................

Do idiots differ from stupids

Yes really !!!

Idiots are very comon people who at some point of time, prove themselves in an unconventional way. They are mostly intentionally so.

Stupids, on the other hand, are very uncommon people who are inborn what they are in existence. They are always like somewhat abnormal (not in the sense of mentally retarded) in common social parlance. But they are not at all intentionally so. Society thinks them to be somewhat abnormal. It is an in-born disability of man and is solely at the hands of "The Almighty".

To conclude, we may say that being idiot intentionally is too good !!!

At last three more to our world idiot community.

              
  A gift at last from the directors of bollywood, India to the world of Supre Idiots. Here comes Three Idiots. Directed by Raju Hirani and starred by Aamir Khan, Madhavan and Sharman Joshi, three engineering students in the film, it is really a + 3 to the community of idiots. Idiots are as you all know, very normal persons who at some point prove themselves in an unconventional way. With five songs in the film, "all is well". Kareena Kapoor and Boman Irani play important roles while Kajol makes a special appearance in the film. After all it is really a Hatke !!! along with a little Fun 




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Enjoy being idiot, rather really idiot. It is a lot fun....

bENEFITS OF BEING IDIOT

Being idiot benefits you in many ways. Of them some are :

1} Increases vocabulary.
2} Increases popularity among friends
3} Increases your communication skills.

Can you suggest any more?

How to become idiot ?

 If you are in the idea that being idiot, you will lose your popularity among your mates or colleagues, you are mistaken !!! When you are an idiot, you do silly works and give silly answers to questions knowinglt. This makes people laugh and laugh a lot. Sometimes, these silly activities will seem too funny to you also, but that makes no difference. You may also be given a nickname by your friends which may annoy you for the time being, but the true fact is that people are best remembered by these nicknames than original names. To be an idiot, follow these steps:

1} Increase your vocabulary.
2} Be very sharp at applying appropriate words at appropriate situations. 
3} Don't think yourself to be inferior to others while you are performing those silly acts.
4} Don't mind nicknames given by colleagues.
5} Do laugh a lot yourself too.
6} Do make a lot of friends whom you can talk to and practise your silly acts. 
7} Don't be shy in front of unknown people to be silly. Being silly at first sight leaves a deep impression on people's mind about you. 
8} Do talk a lot with everyone, be it your known one or somebody unknown.
9} Do talk a lot even with people whom you are speaking for the first time.
10} Make friendship with people at the first sight.

This is the right place if you are in quest of something which measures how much idiot you are

                                I am a super idiot. Being idiot is a great feeling in itself. If you also want to be idiot, be wrong wrong and silly even in very lucid situtions. To be idiot, you have to speak and do all rubbish knowingly every time.