How to become idiot ?

 If you are in the idea that being idiot, you will lose your popularity among your mates or colleagues, you are mistaken !!! When you are an idiot, you do silly works and give silly answers to questions knowinglt. This makes people laugh and laugh a lot. Sometimes, these silly activities will seem too funny to you also, but that makes no difference. You may also be given a nickname by your friends which may annoy you for the time being, but the true fact is that people are best remembered by these nicknames than original names. To be an idiot, follow these steps:

1} Increase your vocabulary.
2} Be very sharp at applying appropriate words at appropriate situations. 
3} Don't think yourself to be inferior to others while you are performing those silly acts.
4} Don't mind nicknames given by colleagues.
5} Do laugh a lot yourself too.
6} Do make a lot of friends whom you can talk to and practise your silly acts. 
7} Don't be shy in front of unknown people to be silly. Being silly at first sight leaves a deep impression on people's mind about you. 
8} Do talk a lot with everyone, be it your known one or somebody unknown.
9} Do talk a lot even with people whom you are speaking for the first time.
10} Make friendship with people at the first sight.